In a remote Estonian village, three children from the city are forced to
spend the summer on their grandfather's farm. Determined to make them see
the simple beauty of country living, he sets them to work, only to have the
little scumbags accidentally set loose his prized and thoroughly abused
cow. Now they have only 24 hours to find and milk the rogue bovine before
its exponentially expanding udders explode and unleash the Lactopalypse. To
make matters worse, a decrepit, disgraced farmer and his chainsaw-wielding
gang is also determined to catch the animal, with murder on his mind. Why
does he hate cows so much? On their epic journey, our heroes must face
festival hippies, vicious forest dwellers, strange woodland sprites,
heavy-metal rockers and other dangers commonly found in the Estonian
countryside.
